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4 Reasons to buy her a vibrator

I really don’t seem to understand why men think of vibrators as competition. Like seriously, if the toy that can’t pull her hair, spank her, bite her or talk dirty to her can compete with you, you need serious training.

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I really don’t seem to understand why men think of vibrators as competition. Like seriously, if the toy that can’t pull her hair, spank her, bite her or talk dirty to her can compete with you, you need serious training. What’s next? We are going to start competing with the girl’s finger? At the end of the day, the goal is for customer satisfaction, so how about we focus on the customer for a change?

 

  1. For your off days

 I don’t care who you are, the Italian Stallion or Big Dick Madingo, you will have off days. It happens to the best of us. Most guys just use head to substitute on days like this, but with a vibrator you only need a charged battery and you are good to go. Plus what girl wouldn’t appreciate the kinkiness of a guy that can employ the aids of toys?

  1. For your days off
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Yes, vibrators have gone online! (Computerandyou)

 

At the initial stage of dating we are pumped with enough testosterone and oxytocin to last you as many rounds as our body can hold, but further down the line, you have to calm down. Some days are good, some days are average, some days are bad, and some days you just can’t be bothered. Or perhaps you do not live with your partner and have to be off a lot. Guys, you know that feeling of disinterest you develop after you buss a nut? Well, you girl can use the toy you bought her before interest grows with these ‘hey hun, what are you doing? Nice DP’, you know the guys.

 

  1. It is a gateway toy

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Well we all have to start from somewhere… (Dealslandsinuk)

 If the baby doesn’t crawl, how do you expect it to run? You want to buy handcuff and blindfold, whips and nipple clamps, and you can’t even start from level one? It’s like those girls that claim they want to keep their virginity but allow guests through the back doors (Mariams and Fatimas, you are warned). You have to start with something, might as well make it a vibrator.

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  1. For her stress release

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What a time to be a doctor (irreverentpsychologist)

 Did you know a giraffe’s coffee would be cold before it reaches the end of its throat? Of course not, you have never thought about that because you are selfish and only think about yourself. Believe it or not, vibrators weren’t originally invented for sex…kinda. In 1913 vibrators were advertised to help hysterical women. My guess is that they were hysterical because there wasn’t enough focus on the female orgasm. In fact considering how many girls can testify never to have had an orgasm during sex, this problem isn’t entirely gone. While vibrators are not exactly medically suitable for hysteria, they sure can help her relax, so stop being so competitive and give the machines a chance.

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